Oops She Did It Again!

Just last Friday when picking up me sweet little Kelli at school the teacher said that had written me a note and placed it in Kelli’s book bag. Now sweet Kelli was in no hurry to hand over the bag, so I knew it couldn’t be good. Immediately she tells me she lost a star, a demerit of sorts for behavior. Now this is the child who has never been in any trouble at school and has never lost a star. So I’m thinking she has gotten in to a little shoving match, refused to share, sassed the teacher. If only it had been one of those things, you know normal kids stuff. But no, it seems my sweet little 7 year old decided to educate her first grade class at lunch on the French Kiss. I guess told them what it was, gave a few details, who knows maybe a few pointers, not sure, since at this point she doesn’t really want to talk about it with me. I ask several times what she was telling them and of course my favorite answers “I don’t know” or “I cant remember.” So Im in shock and ask her what and how she even knows what a French kiss is and she says I saw it on Tv with Daddy. Now sometimes I have to remind Daddy whats on tv and get him to turn it, but Im thinking she's hearing stuff from maybe the older kids. I have a niece that is 17, 2 that are 16, a son getting ready to turn 15 and then a niece and nephew who are both approaching 14. lolApparently several of her “students” went home Thursday night to educate their parents, who in turn went to the teacher about it on Friday morning. Quite upset I am sure they were. Did I mention that she goes to a Catholic School? Sometimes I wonder why I ever quit drinking. lol